Caved so hard economically and dietarily that the Chinese food I ordered arrived with two forks. #Gluttony
I got a free bottle of Aquafina from a young woman who was absolutely tickled that the vending machine gave her two. I listened to her weirdly detailed account of how it all happened as payment. She also delighted in telling me that she “put in $1.50 and two waters came out!” That’s like… 75 cents per water!”
I recognize that tone, lady. You’re proud of your math. You go, girl.